Wednesday, September 22, 2010

How embarrassing

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/22/world/asia/22india.html

http://www.nationalpost.com/news/India+Commonwealth+Games+like+joke/3558805/story.html

But India is still better than China* even if our idea of international-quality accommodations includes shit stains and a chance of death while Beijing had little child slaves trapeezing around in the greatest show in history. 

Besides who has ever heard of the Commonwealth Games?  Hell, how many of you have even heard of the Commonwealth?  Honestly, is anybody going to be really all THAT bothered if a few badminton players have an unfortunate accident on a bridge?  It’s not like badminton is a real sport.

 

*My rationale:  India makes fun bollywood movies, while all China is good for is kung-fu crap.  Plus…come on…a good naan and  butter chicken vs. the sweet and sour dogs and cats that they eat in Beijing?

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