I had a really good apple today

Today, I was taking an elevator ride with my mom down to the hotel lobby (after the after party) when we stopped and Amir Khan walked in with his “people” around him.  He looked at me and my mom and said “hi” and then I took another bite out of my apple.  It was magical. 

 

P.s. He’s kinda chubby. Thus proving that the abs below are

a. fake and/or;

b. steroid induced.