Ok this title is exceptionally dirty, but totally justified.
I just had the
BEST MANGO IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!
It’s a very special mango that you all have no chance of finding at Whole Foods.
So this “Chausa” mango is a fairly large mango by Indian standards. What you do is you grab and squeeze it a bit, gently massage it so that the inside turns mushy. Then use your teeth to tear off a small hole in the skin and suck IT out. It’s a natural, God-given, mango milkshake. unFUCKINbelievable.
And then when your done with that you pull out the stone and suck it dry.
Finally, turn the skin inside out and lick it clean. Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy.
i was confused if the mango served as a symbol for something else. but i should get my mind out of the gutter.
ReplyDeleteYour post also ends exceptionally dirty - "Finally, turn the skin inside out and lick it clean"
ReplyDeleteMy mom always eats her mangoes like this and I never quite understood it until this very moment.
ReplyDeletePS - love the title